Gus Fring (pictured) will be just fine...until the bell tolls for him, too.

9-3 are the hours when it runs well. CP.

Chara man reminds us: you can’t spell class without ‘ass.’

“WHO SENT YOUUUUUU?!”

“I call ‘em like I don’t see ‘em.” —Mike Everitt

Preach! More like Bradley Brownell: Total Cuck.

I always thought you were supposed to hit them on the return path! That explains how the dingo ate my baby...

We get it, you're not one of the thousands of people Max has helped in the community. He's one of DC's finest citizens and YOU can sit your chapped ass down.

Does one “build” the new Trailblazer or “glue it together from a kit of plastic parts?”

For the next refresh, Tesla is pleased to announce that it will eliminate the user interface entirely. The 2024 Model S will use Tesla’s advanced AI to determine your climate control preferences, musical tastes, wiper settings and destination.

You don't have pimps without johns.

The levy of ideas was dry, too.

“Still won't be as bad as Boston fans/reporters" --Chernobyl, Episode 5

The restaurant or Florida?

The suburbs are where souls go to die.

All Michael Vick jokes are Hokie.

+1 Spirit of Ecstasy 

Then don't get into a side-impact collision. 

The solution isn't petroleum, it's Xanax.

Only death can pay for life.