Everyone wants more cops on the street.

+2 balls, 1 strike

I took a dump yesterday that looked exactly like a ZDX. Back end first, naturally. 

Thanks for being the kind of lawyer who gets to “yes!”

The real magician here is the catcher.

Fortunately, the politicos in attendance don't watch the game.

“I don’t want to belong to any baseball club that will offer me a contract during a game." -Groucho Marx 

I *lusted* after one of these as a child.

These guys are really anti-trust, eh.

Having both stirred jars of mayo with a dildo *and* driven a manual Crosstrek, I can confirm.

I'll toss you a star.

People who value value, not brand?

NCAA players don't need to be suited for college life, either.

His league is lame aaf.

His league is lame aaf.

I’d trade one of my kids for this instead of cash, but then I wouldn’t need the wagon. CP.

Peking Duck

That’s some raging bull shit.

Lamboner.