Bobrovsky's play continues to slide.

An anal-ist, you might say.

I want to live in Dimension Woodgrain.

So much for Prince Philip being the cool one. #TeamLizzie

Every car is more fun to drive in red.

On top of the billions the government has *already* invested in battery research?

SUBTITLES PLEASE

“An E30 would’ve been fine after this!”

Americans have no chance to come to the fore.

Gives new meaning to "Bigger, Longer, Uncut."

Warm Take: this is savvy AF. They’re going to get a bunch of press, which is going to rocket them up the Google rankings anytime someone in Chicagoland searches “Toyota dealer” or “Supra.” The effect might last for years.

The Bavarians have turned their noses up at us again. What could go wrong?

#FakeNose

“Which one do we give to the mediocre guy?” asked an elf in the Dick Department.

Big Ben has had his last Harrah.

The solution: buy bigger cars with bigger tires that cost more to replace as they blow out more often.

Looks like the driver got cold hands.

“Play Goalie in the 3rd Period!” The best 2nd intermission contest ever.

The only thing that stops a bad pole on a bender is a good pole in the fender.

You can debate whether four eyewitness accounts were “facts” in an investigation.