I tried! Google and the IIHS really let me down. I figured the long roof line was better sleight of hand than the sedan.

Somewhere in the background there's always a space shuttle, saying it all with its thrusters.

100%. We ought to mock this seller’s taste and market awareness, if not his/her honesty.

Sharp eye, but it comes with the original steering wheel, so I don’t think a hidden wreck is one of the many things that still make this a CP.

Counterpoint: TAKE ALL MY MONEY.

I wish we talked more about the 95% white, hometown champs who haven’t bothered to walk 9 blocks west to meet Trump yet. #ALLCAPS

The Mariners are dead, you’re reckoning?

They shouldn’t have opened in Sim City, IL.

Map of Americans who thought it was a 1st down:

He scores and assists.

So if we just *spread out* the tailpipe emissions, they go away?

Why do they call themselves the Redfaces when they have no shame?

“When we want somethiiing, we don’t wanna pay for it!”

“We gave it the same name, but it's completely different!" -GM Marketing

Not bad for a Dustbuster!

Supporting the less-awful Republican in a deep-red jungle primary is SOP for big Democratic donors, including Labor. Especially at the state and local level, where it makes a huge difference in policy outcomes. No shame.

“I won’t play for that team until they change their name.” -Kaep, in my dreams

Counterpoint: the Dutch *invented* farting in an enclosed space.