Sounds like Anderson got in Harms’ way.

Clearly gaRaj kept.

That's the only mold he caste.

He flew here, found out Biff was President, and decided to sell the thing because life isn't worth living.

If you read it phonetically, it makes perfect sense: Avalon Turd.

But did they make him do a cup stand out of Ovi's jock?

As a Caps fan, I’m happy to pay the 3% commission on all the real estate Tommy has bought on this blog.

“You should really use ‘Thomas’ in all of these legal documents, son.”

Puts the 'poor' in desportes.

“it’s manipulative and weird to try to give a brand a personal voice”

Gruden would make a great Redskin.

No sleeper cab. Just a screen with a picture of a bed.

Papa John’s Shitty Product Is Tearing Papa John’s Apart

Hotter Australian Amy Schumer.

Down underappreciated. 

Ford has a history of getting along with the Germans

If you had shown me this ad, then asked me who directed it, 98% chance I would've said, "some David Lynch wannabe?"

They ate DJ Durkin for two days?

“Oh, I’LL punch you in the stomach, pu$$y!” -DJ Durkin

He failed to act after the victims punted.