“I’ll have a large, Anti-Semitic word salad, please."

First coverage @ab couldn't beat.

Suzuki might kick-start the Canadiens' rebuild.

With all those teeth, you'd think the Camaro would finish lunch first.

Is this a sport brake or a wagon?

That's a lot of money to le'veon the table.

If you have to ask about fuel costs, you can’t afford it.

He's no Steph Curry, it was only a 2.

Good. Faith that God has anything to do with day to day politics is exactly how we got into this mess. 

Nobody tell him that his career will end with a bust.

Religiously accurate, leaves a lot on the table culturally.

The evidence is that someone else had the game ball and he had the rubber ball. Witch Hunt!

Of *course* they hired someone to clean their house for them.

“The Germans call it the final solution." -Roger Goodell

Does it have the same infuriating throttle lag as the base model, thus rendering the added power near-useless?

Reverse Raysism wins pennants.

The Atlantic...for the Ambiguously Gay Duo?

If I enter the comic book category, can I use wide panel gaps?

Mass MURDER. Stop calling it a mass shooting, which downgrades the crime.

Your inability to understand the impact of spin rate is a big part of why you no longer stand in for 90mph fastballs.