Counterpoint: he could’ve ended a guy’s career—or worse—with this gutless, preening assault. Too soon? Nah. Let’s remember people how they were.

Gawker morghulis.

Of course Gaffney couldn't escape mobile coverage.

Rusty Pipes could be a sports talk host from the north shore. 

I mean, they told him to get loose.

Your friend is more of a man than I'll ever be.

I spent $600 on mine and feel like $1m every time I use it. So...it’s literally worth it.

Overpriced editorial-only pictures or it didn’t happen.

We should let Ichiro plan his own event. Whatever he does, I'll watch.

I hope there's no Ichiban.

Boudreau vs. Trotz? That’s no neck and neck decision.

Is there a better in-game speech than “We not going to be f*cking suck this period!?”

At least they won’t have to stick their neck out.

Helmet to helmet contact.

Bowlwinder.

It is not 1776 or even 1865. You have no means of fighting back against the government or a military coup. Bury the fantasy.

Why else do we have sports, if not for this?

Really hope that’s the back.

What, Me Worry?

I found the man responsible.