“We’re up 3-1! We’ve got this!”

We need time for the investigative Process.

Then it should have his last name on the back.

CLANK, actually.

If the Caps don’t win the Cup, there is no such thing as a jersey foul and nothing means anything anymore.

What’s the statute of limitations on goal reviews? I want to know when they’ll take this away from us.

The last four goals are still under review, right? ::twitch::

Grandma?!?

Again, speaking for all Caps fans:

Odubel didn’t even Finch.

Dan Duquette.

I’ll just go ahead and speak for all Caps fans:

Let’s take a minute to enjoy that, after a nearly a decade as Liberal America’s fever dream President, Bill Bradley is now less woke than any serious Democratic contender for 2020.

She wasn’t so nutty after she pooped.

The third person got hit when his WAOW homer landed.

God: I’m going to take you to a world where the Caps win the Stanley Cup.

Finally, I can get a soccer ball with Trump’s face on it.

“The vocal segment of fans who believe a Negro can’t or shouldn’t coach an NBA team would be relentless and cruel in their criticism.”

Really disappointed Charles Barkley isn’t “Middle Kingdom.”

The same people who moved all the stuff out of the warehouse first.