$20 he wrote the last sentence first.

To be fair, he thought Tom was his last name.

I’m starting to dig this alternate timeline.

Where would the Caps be without this guy?

With two more home games, the Caps will earn an Attendance banner for sure!

That rumble was our new space program.

The ball is past the pitcher before you even hear the crack of the bat!

I guess reporting to AAA was a...non-starter.

I hope he used Jiffy Lube.

His trademark list is a foot long and worth $5.

The audience for this is so dumb, they need Canada on there twice.

#SellTheTeam

Even righties are rocking him.

:44 mark - both skates on the ice, contact made.

Jesus, don’t they have anesthesia?

Subtitle: Does Matt Murray Have a Glove Side?

This guy is baseball’s chief yahoo.

Get out of here with your reasonableness and humility!

>possibly a top 10 all time player

Thoracic Parked.