“Do you have this in an Extra-Large? Because I have a *very* big brain.”

Ugh, mistake post from the train, won’t let me delete it.

“Foles me once, shame on you. Foles me twice...I have no shame.” —DJT

“Foles me once, shame on you...”

But how do you correctly pronounce his name and what does it mean in Greek?

As penance, he should repeatedly post pictures of his daughter to social media.

Clinton cost Clinton the election that never should’ve come down to James Comey.

Jacob DeGrom Delivers Fastball Right Down the Goddammed Middle

UPDATE: Most humans are cool.

“Security followin me wherever I go...of COURSE they call it a damn White house.”

>the inevitable postseason disappointment they’ve consistently experienced ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶A̶l̶e̶x̶ ̶O̶v̶e̶c̶h̶k̶i̶n̶ ̶e̶r̶a̶

Yes, Michael Latta fits in your pocket.

“Good Lord, Filip Forsberg? This is sorcery.” —David Poile on the return for Marty Erat

This is still funnier than his standup special.

All the Bucs got for Mark Melancon was a PTBNL.

On Clemente: “Low launch angle.”

I’m enola gay for Shohei.

He Israeli in over his head.

Detroit Free Press: “Kapler Offers Wide-Ranging, Red-Faced Defense of Rocky Approach; Trouble Brews After Reporters Rays Questions”

slide into the dls