What about the risk you take *without* a shift, Color Guy?

+1 GRRM

“It’s pronounced YOU-kur!” —Kotaku Reader Joke Translator

Better get used to rolling out, right?

Why so nervous, Joe? You’ve swallowed Snyder for years.

Credit to Homeland Security, they saw right through Hope Hicks’ new haircut.

Thanks and nah, I have everything I want. More worried about my mid-level employees finding a way to send their kids to college.

Surely you’re not confusing short-term, trend-fueled stock market performance for actual, sustained profitability.

I can’t *wait* for analytics to prove that even a generationally great Fortune 100 CEO has an inconsequential WAR (Wprofit Above Replacement).

They only get it wrong on days that end in ‘Y.’

Here we go akerrigan.

“Pretty sure I concussed him.” -Kadri

Somewhere, Hamilton Nolan rages.

Quit trying to split peas. Only a chicken noodles on the positives here. That locker room is as crazy as an Italian wedding, even with basketball’s Minister One in charge.

Counterpoint: watching people barf is hilarious!

Shut up and OH MY GOD

Gaudreau’s Grill Glanced, Gets Gate, Gulutzan Goes Gaga

This just proves he has one page that never ends.

S’bigot vs spigot.

He’s working his way from the middle out.