Trump.

“In honor of Black History Month, we pay tribute to Whitey McWhite, for being the first bus driver to take black children to a South Boston elementary school in 1974.”

Wizardspin

Square bowls?! Of course you voted for Hillary.

The satisfyingly quick <snick><snick><snick> is why I like my short-throw acceleration from 1st to 5th.

This would be a real kick to the nuts for the rest of the league.

Lifelong Skins fan here. I’ve shed a trail of tears for this team. Now all that’s left is a lone droplet, carrying heartbreak and defeat down my cheek as eagles soar in the distance. 

The camera crew did Nazi it coming.

“Break a leg, Alex!”

He’s Dan Aykroyd and Pat Mahomes is Eddie Murphy.

Protect This House of Cards

You don’t have three legs to stand on.

In Russ’s defense, the French usually take the charge.

I hope this woman Finley learns to Kitaen herself.

TODAY IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY

INTERVIEWER: Tell me about a weakness of yours.

If Belichick had been Supreme Allied Commander, he would have sued for peace in June ‘43.

Accurate, except they’ll replace the ‘P’ in DEEPAG with an F.

Deadbeat Dan made his money just like Trump: by buying things and not paying for them. Has anyone confirmed that he paid his fines?

President, God willing.