Do you even jump out, Bro?

I see a Scott, a Frank, a Luke and a John...but no Neal.

O say, can you see, is Kaepernick still there?

An alien did appear. He hit for the cycle.

Is this the cover art for the Night King vs. Jamie Lannister, aka Azor Ahai?

ISWYDT!

Code Pearl

I’d like to bust a Kaep in every one of these reactionary owners.

A Cravens plea for attention.

Theon taught me that this only makes you stronger.

A modest proposal: require universities to disclose “Legacy Admit” on the acceptance letters of all such applicants.

Rich Jew here! Burn legacy admits to the ground. Most of us are liberal anyway, and believe in education as the great equalizer.

He’s comfortable because it’s platonic.

Perhaps MLB’s first openly two-way player?

We should all be Datin More.

$100 says the word “pedigree” appears in the team press release.

Hot Pie Tayk!!

>Adrián Beltré, baseball’s premier purveyor of jokes and joy<

Except that Jon isn’t a bastard. #anullment

Sherman Burns Racists Again