This guy is a perfect contestant on The Apprentice.

In 90 minutes, John Cusak will embarass this dude and restore justice to the world.

Allen the Bruce

Yet again, his plan for QB is playink hurt.

Bregman’s first hard contact of the year.

Heavy, man.

This video captures a post-racial America where we can all agree, “Holy fucking shit, a shark.”

“It’s time for us to build for the future.” -Sandy Alderson, upon demoting Michael Conforto for Tebow, September 2017

Mparticipation

Cody Bell(d)inger

Bellinger vs. The NL: No Maas

The deuce is TOIT.

He doesn’t have 9,000 baseballs, he has a mental illness.

Best starting pitcher on the team.

Agreed. That’s why he didn’t make it far in the doormat sales industry.

Jim Tomsula would never be this cogent and insightful.

“Do not discuss this.” —Luke Heimlich to his victim

Maybe he was in the blimp.

The best thing Trump will do for LA’s economy is repulse the IOC.