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Is that a Warthen Slider?

He didn’t deserve to get black-balled.

‘Huh?’ —his parents

Nightcap

‘I’m glad Sidney Crosby didn’t trip me in the hallway, because the Secret Service wouldn’t have caught it.’

3.22 xFIP/3.39 SIERA. I’ll take that—or are we not doing advanced stats anymore?

Like an Easter European transfer student imitating a southern accent?

My name is Shi-thead and I don’t believe in gravity.

I wish there were a Deadspin for petty political commentary. They could call it, “Deadspin.”

Dead(inside)spin

</quote>Zach Werenski’s Face Is Really Fucked Up</quote>

He’s *exactly* the man we want in France if Le Pen wins. Gonna be a ton of great art up for auction...

Screw the officers, can we identify the PATIENTS who didn’t get seen the next day? Surely some of them deserved the early death that will result from their canceled appointment.

Way to re-accommodate responsibility, UNC spokesperson.

Hunting for a new job in front of your current employer? Bold moove.

This story is a gift that keeps on taking itself back.

Speaking of the Caps, that move on the forehand is called “The Kuznetzov.”

>Ball’s stick. Cox

Wilson finally took a stake to the face of his short, Wild neighbor.