Gillette ad.

We were all ashamed of our purchase and tore them off.

Nighttime is Fabuloustime!

I’ve always imagined that giraffes talk in a fey, Nathan Lane-like manner.

Cooley: why don’t we trust...

What about *thanking* other people for your situation? Like the guy who invented UFC and made your entire life possible? Maybe Conor, Trump and every other faux-self-made man willed that from their ballsacks, too.

Oh, deer me-262.

Ahh, the blissful ignorance of not knowing anything about Bernie’s personal life or how persuadable midwestern whites would have perceived him.

Yup, he’s gonna Fermentte at home for awhile.

Of all the reasons to hate Dolan, now we know he’s a Trump voter, too?

Have another cheeseburger, Slick Donnie!

BleacherReport.com

He’s DEVOted to his craft.

(202)362-DICK

It’s always a good time for ANUSTART.

And we’re off to the rayciss

Crawley? He’s rural new money, exactly who I expect to play lacrosse.

Of course Bill Belichick considers a party ‘work.’

‘Dance with the one who brought you.’ —Donald J. Trump

Yeah, but will it be weird, or just good?