A good Christian like Campbell Newton would never do this.

Looks like they’ve ironed out their differences.

Fresh off his Best In Show win at the Dallas Gun Expo

Accountability is hard!

Donald Trump, unholy diviner of the American volk, thinks people like Bill Belichick?

Drew bled so Tom Brady could be free.

Yet the people who actually live near the towers voted overwhelmingly against Trump. Grow a pair, like city people.

Not as many extra votes as Republicans in small states with two Senators.

It’s Tesla, of course he’s doing it Wong.

I thought Trump’s biggest allies were bankruptcy courts.

Braves Management: ‘We have the power here.’

Finally, a way to promote rape culture through politics!

“Self-absorption and callousness come naturally to me, but now, I’m really gonna WORK at them!”

Shift Commander: /checks perp’s ID

False equivalence is the coin of the despot’s realm.

+1 Zangief laugh (1:21)

Sorry, kid, Jesus already picked Kershaw.

Did you know ‘Mike Allen’ is an anagram for ‘Useful Idiot?’

‘Do you love me now, Daddy? DO YOU LOVE ME NOW?!’

OK, C what you did there.