crafternoondelight
crafternoondelight
crafternoondelight

A gun in the home is 22 times more likely to be used to kill or injure in a domestic homicide, suicide, or unintentional shooting than to be used in self-defense.

My home state has gone full Florida.

Was at our town's new "deluxe diner" last week. It's fantastic and they are brand-new so the waitstaff is still getting their footing, figuring out staffing patterns, menu quirks, etc. The food is sort of upscale diner-ish and just delicious. Anyway, as my table was finishing our meals, a new table sat next to us. Two

Holy shit, I have chills racing up and down my entire body right now. I wish deeply and fervently that this was a start to some "catfished Halloween series" on Jez, because it is fucking terrifying.

HA HA HA Green Bay SUCKERS!!!

why are there not fifty thousand movies about these chicks. fifty. thousand.

Everybody's heart belongs to Carol Burnett. Especially if you were a theatre kid.

Still not feeling Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan. Guess my heart belongs to Carol Burnett.

We need a

Am I nuts or is that dress a little circa '97 Delia's catalog in the bodice? Not that I'm complaining.

'Nuff said.

SCIENCE! Uncovering pervs in the name of humanity!!

The trouble is that no one really should listen or adopt the views of the wife in a far right wing Christian separatist family, except if it is about hairspray or tater tot casserole. I'm sure many do, at least in their district, because they've always been politically active, but really, man, they're right wing

I don't know who I love more in this video - him, or Anna Faris.

Ugh, remind me to pack a bolt cutter on my next vacation. I get that everyone finds different things romantic. I found it really romantic when my husband found me an amazing legendary axe in Diablo 3. Other people go in for flowers and candlelit dinners. Whatever. But these people with the locks are pretty much just

Not for me, no. Drugging and raping a young child just crosses a line that can never be recrossed in my mind. Short of a Lord of the Rings level diving into the volcano to save the world situation, no, I could not get over it.

You know what I wanna see? Aunt May as a young woman/teen in a dieselpunk WWII spy role. You know, joins the WAC and goes to Europe posing as a clerk, but is actually a codebreaker and meets an old gypsy woman who gives her superpowers in exchange for smuggling her to safety or something, and at the very end of the

She hates pizza and loves running. As for me, I hate running and love pizza. This is why I would make a horrible pop star and she would make a horrible American. #redwhiteandcheese