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I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

Don’t even think about making that comment. Don’t.

A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

It’s a rocket to Heaven. With an all-male crew, unless Mother can chaperone.

To give you a sense of how much Republican lawmakers care about women, take this vignette from Senator Pat Roberts today. When asked by a TPM reporter if he supported repealing Obamacare, Roberts sarcastically responded, “I wouldn’t want to lose my mammograms.”

what

He was making acid wash jeans.

Lover of liberty and tallest Keebler elf Rand Paul

My question is can I get military surplus solar shit at gun shows/surplus shops then in 15+ years?

Hey! I take offense to this! Us Friends of Cthulhu would never dream of harming another living soul. We just wait and plot for the cessation of our Lord’s slumber deep in the sunken, craggy city of Ry’leh and the ensuing madness and destruction such an awakening will release.

Take your star and get out of here!

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?