And, in the unfortunate event of a fatal accident, be prepared for a flurry of “Should the Isle of Man TT be BANNED?!” articles.

goddamn i hate liberals

MoPed: small motor + pedals

They subsidize every single ride to the tune of about 30%...this is to keep costs lower than cabs to gain market share so that LOL when self driving cars come in there is a built in user base who identify with UBER and don’t delete the app and instead install the app from a competitor. It would be the single dumbest…

Grew up within earshot of Detroit radio stations and I definitely knew I Got 5 On It while growing up.

Yeah, that notorious left wing rag the Wall Street Journal is really into Marxist propaganda these days.

Unless law enforcement wishes to admit that these devices are actually about revenue generation and not safety...

Every Middle Eastern country is in the Northern Hemisphere. This fuggin’ guy.

“You will lead soldiers in combat. It will happen. Some of you may even be called upon to serve in this hemisphere.” 

Just to give more color Paypalsboard booted him because the workers were ready to revolt and demanded Thiel be placed in charge. Just how much of an asshole do you have to be that Thiel is a more desirable outcome?

Macaques are very intelligent creatures. Off the top of my head while teaching in Delhi:

Okay yeah but this thing is awesome

The solution is to have breakfast in bed on a Sunday when you’re going to change the sheets anyway. So twice a year.

I know you’re just dropping cat nip for the Deadspin readership by mentioning Harden and CP3 even though this game had nothing to do with the rockets, but certain teams just don’t like each other and I think it’s pretty clear the warriors and rockets don’t like each other. This isn’t youth sports

Eminem: “Lose Yourself”

Article about Uber posted: 2:05PM
Uber’s white knights arrive: 3:09PM

Sometimes I forget that people I’ve never heard of have died. Who among us hasn’t gotten caught in a lie when trying to seem informed during a sports broadcast?

Perhaps the true iron throne was the friends we made along way. 

I think you mean “the Sharks are pretty, pretty cartilaged”!

It's really an indictment on how often we take our grandparents out to eat.