‘“attention whore” is not gender-specific.’

metrosexual

this webpage is pretty cool because, out of all of these hundreds of comments about this attractive lady idiot faking a motorcycle crash to sell dyed water, only one is based on misogyny.

You could mail order machine guns until 1968.

Phew. Thankfully the government have itself the right to arm an army.

occam’s razor: inhaling vaporized wax is probably bad for you no matter whether it comes from the shitty liquor store or inhalr: an apple-store a e s t h e t i c place for dank clouds

otoh lol u vape

also you are full of farts. if I realized you were the doofus who wrote that top comment about how landlords and property owners using the state to constrain the production of new housing is socialism, I wouldn’t have wasted my time.

you’ve never seen that car, much less touched it. how can you know?

california exports things that other countries buy

if luxury is about comfort, sitting in a sedan is pretty unluxurious.

meanwhile someone can run you down with their car and only owe your minor children a million bucks to replace your value to them as a parent and provider

wait...

none of the criteria for being crowned sausage queen involves eating more sausage than all the other competitors, which is the only worthwhile criteria.

thanks for driving with your eyes open. I wish everyone did it.

BuT lYfT iS a SeRvIcE pRoViDeR, aNd ThE dRiVeRs ArE tHe CuStOmErS!!!!!!111111

all labor under capitalism exploits women

it seems like literally everyone anyone would want to blackmail has been noted around epstein, even just no-name 0.01%ers

complain about an airport and see what the FAA says.

Counterpoint: There are designated parking places for cars in cities, and if the owner of a car just leaves it on the sidewalk randomly they’re either fined or the car is towed.