How can there be spoilers if the trailers show that she's gone to Antarctica to build a thing or something

Are you a bad enough babysitter to rescue the president's baby

We need to subsidize those zinc mines.

Captain Picard speaks with a French accent. Suspend your disbelief!

Go buy your grandma a birthday jift or listen to the FBI Light Opera's Complete Works of Jilbert and Sullivan

take pennies and nickels out of circulation. they’re a drain on america.

if you ever wonder who your government is working for, read this:

buying an asset worth less than nothing for money that is worth something is a bad investment, and these are workers, not billionaires, so our government won’t come riding in to make them whole after they blow their money on worthless trash

I am in awe of his shining beauty.

“...buy GM stock...”

I’m sure those autocrats also like torture and putting kids in cages, but it doesn’t mean first-world countries should.

I rented a Tiguan TDi and went 120mph, so there’s that.

why the fuck do you think workers should give their wages back to their bosses to bailout those bosses after they tanked the company?

ask yourself the same about hero patriots like curtis lemay and ronald reagan

Do people really eat pork chops without, y’know, a plate/fork/knife? Just seems unnecessarily messy and uncouth.

tfw you rely on sources exclusively copied by monks living in mortal terror of not only their own eternal damnation but the damnation of their entire civilization should they disobey their pope

“They all must think I’m way more famous than I am”

is the answer “wherever cops are”

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

If someone can’t be bothered to park for free in a ramp and then walk 2 blocks for their Habit burger I don’t have a lot of sympathy.