lol way to reply to a six-week-old post just to show you can’t read

it’s a shame that regulating the design of buildings beyond, “it’s not allowed to fall down or burst into flames,” is specifically forbidden by the “pursuit of developers’ happiness” clause of the founding fathers as total fucking communism

“donurrrrrrr cyclceessss”

what’s cool about the organized workers is that they don’t have to give a shit what you think of them.

when you show me a shareholder who has loaded a single bag or fixed a single fan blade, I’ll give a fuck what they think

they want to privatize social security because they’ve already stolen all the pension funds and have us putting our savings into mutual funds. the only thing left is SSA!

except that a body can’t have its head cut off and designate parts of itself to act as management

what do the people of your village call jizz, though

West Wing-loving idiots call it “hypocrisy”

“...what was the use of my having come from Oakland it was not natural to have come from there yes write about it if I like or any- thing if I like but not there, there is no there there.”

“unreal traffic on 237/880"

rip oakland

“Learning the rest of the world didn’t know about “I Got 5 on It””

Protip, honey, next time RTFA.

“Radhakrishna is the dean of the Animal Behavior and Cognition Programme at the National Institute of Advanced Studies, Bangalore. When monkeys infiltrate human habitations, they find easy access to energy-rich foods, which is why they like staying close to humans, she said.”

I’m not really sure what TR designed, but yeah

I am not sure whether you’re being deliberately obtuse with this question or you’re really genuinely dumb enough not to be able to follow the simple logic:

hallo elon

it’s really easy to be a bold risk-taker when you inherit millions of dollars

how will fixing the planet keep monkeys from stealing garbage

if they’re so smart, why haven’t they invented internet pornography

HUMANS #1