China and America are the same. We’re enormous,loud countries full of crazy people who don’t give a single fuck and are trying to get rich.

they’re not real hockey players




look at their incredible teeth

be the change you wish to see in the world

you’re sweaty. go change into another rgb shirt, liberal

omg for how many generations

“I’m not making that argument though, my comment was on the reliability, i.e. consistency of fare pricing alone.”

why do you type like donald trump

maybe stop doing racist terrorism if you don’t like hearing the victims’ crying.

the surge pricing is what makes it reliable.

It won’t destroy Uber. Want to know how I know?

also, GOD DAMN:
“a rainy city full of fussy white people”

“We can go 40 miles down the road and people are still being hung from trees.”

“The defending champs now hold a historically insurmountable 3-0 series lead”

you eat meat

she’s an easy person to shop for:

Americans: The next time some West Wing superfan or Trudeau-licker tries to tell you how wonderful Canada is, and their ongoing treatment of First Nations isn’t enough, remind then that Lulu Lemon was founded by a white guy who thought it would be funny to try to make people with East Asian accents pronounce that name.

america’s museum spending time on the life of people who married into the family we fought a war to make go away

no everything is trump’s fault

go lick boots someplace else, bootlick