I love this turn from “scrappy nobodies lead by scrappy old man in decades-long series of defeats taking one last shot at the Cup” to “THE CHEATINGEST TEAM IN HOCKEY!”

you are literally saying that we should be totes chill with the flight attendant trying to have the man beaten and caged.

bay area techies continue to ruin everything about portland that its people hold dear.

otoh this is a very historically accurate thing to do

Sudden Adult Death Syndrome

“All this statement really proves is that there are a lot of families unable to afford school lunch who aren’t getting any assistance.”

why buy a car with a fake war record when you can buy a car with actual battles?

get the aztek’s name out of your disrespectful, shit-devouring mouth.

13 vs 2?

plantation owners and degenerate gamblers are strongly defensive of their bloodsport

and the sound.

all of the writing on past versions of things says that they are huge, heavy, obscene, but also manage to handle shockingly well

you beat me to it!

every university has physical education

Of the 5,969 collision-involved motorcyclists we studied, 997 were lane-splitting at the time of their collision (17%). Motorcyclists who were lane-splitting were notably different from those that were not lane-splitting. Compared with other motorcyclists, lane-splitting motorcyclists were more often riding on…

that’s interesting.

you need reading comprehension lessons because you did not understand the thing you read

you are a bad driver

there is no debate.

I didn’t ask how much of the budget the college is, and it wasn’t the point of what I was saying.