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in before “buell buell buell fart fart fart”

wait until you read about engineering and business departments

sad that you didn’t take advantage of being around all those people paid to teach you fascinating things to branch out a little, but those are cool electives

“As a parent paying for college, I have to pay for this indoctrination to a corporation?”

spray the boy

Also I hope they’re teaching four wheelers to not fuck around with their telephones, their makeup, their breakfast, their electric shaver, books, slapping their kids in the backseat, and turning left in front of oncoming traffic without looking, not using the turnout for slower traffic, right hooking the bike lane,

science says it’s safer and reduces congestion

lanesplitting is safe and legal

buying in bulk is cheaper

how many yoga pants does one woman need?

but why not go down the hill in a low gear so you don’t have to use your brakes

“Cows are essentially plants with feet and other usable materials.”

did you know that your saintly no-kill shelters and rescue organizations are just taking the adoptable dogs from kill shelters and leaving the kill shelters to euthanize the dogs that nobody wants?

“There’s literally no difference between killing a horse, dog, or cat for food and killing a pig or cow for food.”

the world is flat

philip zimbardwho?

lol; the world is so great today because we are burning every last resource to make it happen. the bill, which is going to come due, is that the planet will not be able to support our civilization anymore.

ah, america: where winning a lottery is the only hope of life not ending on the street as soon as you’re incapable of working to pay the rent.

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