did u kno that the national rifle association has millions of members who are organized around a single issue and that that is why legislators listen to them?

oooh I love this thing where one person just makes laws instead of the legislature

this comment deserves more recognition.

“WE’LL ALL LIVE TO BE 200!!!!!” people are just looking at a line on a graph of life expectancy from before our current era of sewers, aqueducts, water treatment, vaccines, hospital birth, and antibiotics to the present. They see that it goes from “mid 30s” to “late 70s,” and just extend that upward trajectory forever.

this is why we have two ears and one mouth, bud.

it’s because government and geologists and engineers are soooooo tedious, while a guy who programmed a website that earns interest on the deposits held as the middleman in internet transactions is a BRAIN GENIUS.

I like giving ESL Euro-types a hard time when they come on American blogs. It’s so funny when they understand the words on the screen but not what’s going on.

all those years just down the street from tacos el grullense tho

they should be scourged from the earth for forcing their employees to say “my pleasure”

do you do $550/mo worth of work on the place?

those people are clearly elite hackers who should be recruited by the nsa

nobody asked how many versts or leagues or whatever “km” are you are from work.

give up your car. you can fucking walk.

don’t like it? get a job.

It’s a small price to pay to be free of the shackles of the Pope

they own most of new york city, fer fux ache

let that be a lesson to city councils: demand a big bond for the removal of the things when granting permits to operate

who needs automatic braking when you can open your fucking eyes when you drive

hey jerk, don’t waste bike rack spaces on these corporate rent-a-bikes. real people need them to secure our bicycles.

You do have to give it to them. I’d have probably just chucked them into the ocean..