Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

Guys, in the lead up to this election, I read so many articles about the Nader effect in 2000 and how we can’t let that happen again. And yet here we are. This is fucking bullshit.

Third-party voters and the “They’re equally bad, so I just didn’t vote!” geniuses as well.

God

In 2000 people were worried about stupidity taking power and slowing social change. It wasn’t nearly as disappointing as the idea of hate taking power and reversing civil rights.

Worse than 2000 by leaps and bounds.

Whether Clinton wins or loses, we need to unfriend all those people. We don’t need those people in our lives.

I have all the rage for Johnson and Stein voters. All the fucking rage

I haven’t cried in years...I’m honestly on the verge of crying. My mom is calling and freaking out. My roommate has gone comatose. I don’t know what the fuck to do.

538 still has Clinton at a good chance and I don’t fucking believe anything they say anymore.

There were silent supporters all along but I never thought there would be so many. I’m just going to keep drinking.

OK there is no way you guys aren’t shading the bro-chads over at Deadspin. And I agree with the shade. Few things more obnoxious than aloof white boys whose aloofness is courtesy of them having no skin in a game that could end with a white supremacist in the oval office.

“Different viewpoints need to be respected,” he continued, before explaining that the Republican presidential candidate’s positions have been misinterpreted. “When Trump says he wants to ban Muslims, he doesn’t really mean that. That’s never going to happen. What he really means is he wants extreme vetting.”

I hope to fuck he doesn’t drag this out til next August, but I’m sort of expecting him to.

I feel bad for her in the same way I feel bad for every woman who is probably going to get abused by their husband tonight.

I’d give the other nut to see a selfie from Ivanka showing her voting for Hillary.

I would give a nut to see a selfie from Tiff with her ballot showing a vote for Hillary.

Sorry friend, you are wrong. TONS of us are excited.

Plenty of people are excited.