Shabazz Napier?

...Josh Hartnett?

Tebow?

Not pictured; Scooby, licking his balls just off camera.

Really conquered the PeeonKnees

We’re all watching a predator at work.

Speed gets taken for granted until you really, really need it.

...and that’s why you can never fully get away from DeJong arm of the law.

“Great team, awesome win. Love the Cubs. Since I was a boy, I loved them, watched them win that big championship back when I was a kid, fan ever since. Huge, great. Tom Ricketts, good friend of mine, great friend. Talk to Ernie Blanks on the phone twice a month, just to chat. That’s how much the Cubs mean to me. …

This retaliatory travel ban by the Cubans is much more entertaining I think.

Typical Puig, not throwing it to the cut off man like he should.

Nothing to see here. Getting kicked to the other coast is just Manifest Destiny.

C’mon man, show Isaiah Thomas some respect.

I thought the punishment came *after* the crime myself.

I realize this won’t look good in hindsight if he is proven guilty, but at the same time, isn’t this the fair thing to do until it’s officially determined he did something wrong? If it’s a known fact that he’s guilty then sure suspend him, but he shouldn’t have been punished just for being under investigation, we are…

but did he make a baseball move? that’s the real question.

It’s a real shame he couldn’t get a ring.

Nashville has shown itself to be a true hockey town filled with real fans, because they booed the living shit out of Bettman last night, as is proper and right.

This take disrespects the art of the shitty take.

Think whatever you want, but there are few players in the league that take the abuse game in and game out that Crosby does and get no penalties for it. Case in point: three Senstors just holding him to the ice in their zone on Tuesday with a ref staring right at them and nothing. It’s pretty obvious that you’re…