Due to the parallax effect we can never determine what is a goal or not... is a hot take.

A valiant effort, but alas, records do matter.

Fuck this joke so hard

That’s just not how any of this works

Stop writing about these idiots that follow the “any news is good news” marketing strategy. You know, Will Cain, Tami Lahren, Fox News, Donald Trump. Maybe they will all just go away.

Kudos for trying to defend a shitty stance but not buying it.

Yeah I agree... You seem like a POS whose opinion carries no weight whatsoever

The quick exchale - the cowards approach to lol’ing at work

Is he not-throwing at an elite level?

Mike Mitchell is a head hunter, so I accept this perspective, even if on this play it’s not clear he did this intentionally. Can we talk about why James Harrison is considered a dirty player? He hits like a sledgehammer. That’s not dirty.

He could replace Tom “Price is not an object” as Secretary of Health and Hot Dog Services.

It benefits having an owner that people love instead of one that people despise.

Steelers are supposedly the favorites to get him, but this feels like a Patriots signing to me

“Local police told me to fuck off. Trying FBI hotline now.”

Republican spotted!

Maybe it’s just me but asking for a raise is not a bad thing and I would not only avoid discouraging people (especially anyone that is not a white male) from asking for a raise, I would encourage everyone to do it.

The Rendon reference was random, but the Maikel Franco reference is the real head scratcher here. What am I missing? Is there some underlying reason to those references? Judge doesn’t even play 3B.

“Decent” power numbers? His isolated power is higher than Rizzo, Sano, and K Bryant.

Not sure if you’re trying to throw shade here but while this may result in an increase in tuition, don’t mistake that increase with the need for an increase. Not the same thing.

100% agreed