More like Chris Long-winded amirite? Look at all those damn tweets!

I’m glad that Pirates baseball isn’t as atrocious as it once was, but if being a winning team means we screw over franchise players, then I can take another couple decades of losing.

-1000

Did you just all lives matter me

Pretty sure you’re not allowed to kick people in the NFL. Not men, anyway.

You’re completely off-base, yes.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.