It would be buoyant enough if they placed the life preserver she was wearing under the board. They could each reach one arm underneath to hold it in place. Still, when James Cameron says it’s time for people to die, people die. It didn’t bother anyone that he already killed hundreds by that time and was going to kill…

Seen practically all of them. :) And I think “BEEEWWWWBS” is an “Honest Trailers” trope.

Indeed.

And we still got Ripley in panties.

Good call on the mechanics of hypothermic Jack. I also think the buoyancy is a fair reason. There may have been enough surface area on the door for two bodies, but if their weight submerged the door so that they were partially in the drink, then you have nothing left but two (dead) bodies. No one knew how long they…

Have you seen the Cinema Sins episode of Titanic? I ask because “bewbs”.

I will accept, at the time, being blown away by Kate Winslet’s bewbs.

The puppet corpse in “Weekend at Bernie’s” was totally disrespected, used as a stinking prop for laughs. And how come Bernie never decomposes over the weekend, bloats up and oozes bodily fluids (see Matthew Brady’s Dead at Antietam photos for context)? Nobody talks about that farce of filmaking, probably because it’s…

If you watch the scene from the beginning, you can see Jack attempting to get on it, but he has trouble doing it. He almost tips it over and would thus cause Rose to fall in again. So I’m okay with Jack not getting on the door.

“New phone who dis”

If Jack had survived, Rose wouldn’t have gotten to learn how to ride horses, or have lots of babies, or anything else he wanted her to do...because they would have been too busy having lots of twisty-wristed car sex.

You can either let him sink, or you can have him contact you 15 years later asking to sleep on your couch. Which would you choose?

My husband observed the other day that we’re basically an oil company that has an army.

I’ve been thinking lately they should change the stars on the american flag to dollar signs. This country pretends to care about family, children in particular. It doesn’t. Money is the one true god. I don’t know why some companies even pretend to care about their employees anymore.

Titanic 2 could totally be done.

I would rather talk about the proper disposal of hazardous waste than this again.

can this day be finally over.

Cynthia Nixon had signed on for a third helping of this turdfest while she’s deciding whether or not to run for governor of New York? I’d need to see the receipts on Cattrall being the only one not interested in this.

It’s actually all makes sense, he is Blooms friend and he is her old dinosaur and in this case he filled assorted and harassed, it typical for man of his stature to see that he has done nothing wrong. Because women are just toys to him. I guess in this case, you can buy anything and everyone. Welcome.

There are also a good number of rich and powerful women who owe their careers to and were victimized by this man, by now potentially Oscar winners or mega-producers (a lot can happen in 30 years), who really don’t want to address this situation. No judgement either way on them, but it’s worth pointing out that Bloom…