No, No, No, No, No! The Island of misfit toys was populated by charming characters with a flaw not of their fault. Whatever is going on at Mad-at-Large, it most certainly is not that.

This submersible misadventure has all the elements of one of my worst nightmares: trapped in a small, dark space and running out of oxygen.

Most eye-opening part of that story?  He’s apparently on board this excursion.

“Big DeSantis Energy”

Wha..? And disappoint all of one’s “fans”???

I don’t really have an issue with him going to a Blink-182 festival, but my guy - you don’t have to post about it.

I nominate Cardi B’s “go look for him” for the categories of “Dumbest Thing Anyone Has Said About The Missing Submarine,” “Dumbest Thing Anyone Has Said in 2023,” and “Dumbest Thing Cardi B Has Ever Said." I think it's a solid contender in at least two of those. 

Everyone calm down, its just a billionaire.

Oh you do not need to explain that to me, I 100% get it.....I’m a Lions fan...

You mean like television, movies, or sports?

He might have said it, but nobody heard it because he overshot the microphone by 5 yards.

Well supposedly ex husband, but the stories about her investing her money show she at least has someone smart helping her manage her money.  Which is better than just blowing it on stupid shit.

I don't think some people realize that listening to that hoarse whiny voice of Chump's is like ground glass at this point. 

Watched it for fifteen seconds and closed it.

I mean as this website has reported previously, Amouranth has famously invested her money in lots of other projects, so presumably if this fails she’s not facing penury.

I’m aware. AI Seinfeld never said anything as racist as the average Trump speech aired on prime time TV.

This shit isn’t funny anymore. We down here on the ground are still dealing with the fucking trump fallout.

They never did that with the real Trump, why start now?

It hasn’t already?

Or not, let’s go with not