cracklinoattrain
Mr. Mosty-Toasty, fka Cracklin' Oat Train
cracklinoattrain

It’s really been a surprise, hasn’t it? I mean who in their right mind could have seen this coming a year ago.......

I wouldn’t want to stand on that concrete floor and listen to a narcissistic, dementia addled, turkey necked, gross old man ramble on for over an hour. And clearly it’s not just me.

I don’t know, guys...I’m starting to think maybe we have a commander-in-chief with the temperament of a petulant child.

Oh my sweet summer child. Of course he’s going to have a rally. He’s not going there to help, he’s going there to be a big boy and sit in a boat, then host a rally because the ratings will be better if he does it in a disaster zone.

Then what would keep his hair from skittering away?

I’m not a religious person, though I understand and appreciate what religion brings to people’s lives. That said, I think padding your pockets off of the word of God is lower than low.

I’m not religious, and I agree that especially people who become rich and powerful from leadership positions in religion are generally shit, but I’ve met far too many people of different faiths for whom their beliefs provide a framework for living better lives.

After the events of 2016, can we please stop referring to horrible people becoming the nominees of the opposing party as any kind of gift? It’s not a gift until we’ve won, if nothing else.

I like when conservatives tell me about all those far left communist anarchists.

Really? Communist and anarchist, huh?

Trump is running the country like his businesses: multiple lawsuits at a time.

always appropriate:

He’s also evil, which means he’ll live forever.

Yep, so concerned that they’ll contribute to his campaign with HEAVY HEARTS.

Give a racist a pardon and he’ll take a Senate seat ... or something like that. But as disappointing as this development is, at least we can take heart in the fact that Paul Ryan, John McCain, and Jeff Flake are deeply concerned. Not enough to do anything, but really ... deeply concerned.

Always relevant.

It’s things like this that make it harder and hard to believe that Trump wasn’t colluding with the Russians.

lol the only thing they test for is to make sure your IQ isn’t TOO HIGH, because smart people aren’t fucking bootlickers.

Basically none, and it gets worse as the cities get smaller.

Apparently, they do absolutely no background checks when they hire police officers. Why am I not surprised?

So his defence is that this was a long-game attempt to ruin him?