It’s almost as if they were each entitled to their own opinion... ; what a novel concept but I doubt it will catch on.

“Actually, [X] Is [Good|Bad]” response articles are an old Deadspin and Gawker tradition, but I think this is the first time I’ve seen one at Kotaku. I like it.

But if we don’t have statutes of confederate generals, we will bring back slavery!

Why do conservatives reference “the breakdown of the family” no matter what the topic of conversation is? Do they all collectively have an astoundingly coincidental speech impediment heretofore unknown to science?

Not going to argue your first point at all.

Haha. Phils are the worst (except Dunphy).

Gotta love a comment that comes equipped with it’s own self-launching rim-shot!

I’ll allow it. Here’s your star.

More like polishing! Amiright?

So his first instinct was to pull out. It’s just a shame that his father didn’t have that same instinct about 72 years ago.

This is also a typical abuser world upside-down mindfuck bullshit. Somebody behaves so erratically horrible all the time that you start feeling grateful whenever they for once act like a normal human being. Don’t fall for it, Anybody Who Will Listen.

He’ll be in Arizona, just in time to pardon Sherriff Joe and say something horrifying about Mexicans.

What a sacrifice, to pay so much in taxes that you’re only worth $500 million. What kind of life can you make with just $500 million?

That’s a really good thing given that you were on your hands and knees...

When I hear rich people bitch about taxes, I can’t even fathom it. I’m proud that my taxes go to things that my fellow patriots need, like Obamacare, and I guarantee that the dollars coming out of my paycheck mean a lot more to me than the dollars from their... paychecks? Estate taxes? Whatever you call the taxes rich…

Wtf is wrong with everyone in this administration and public service? First Zinke’s wife is live-tweeting their exotic Greek vacation and now Linton is bragging about her private taxpayer expensed jet and designer clothes? He’s worth $500 million but couldn’t pay for a private jet or 1st class but had to ride off…

You kids today and your euphemisms.

Yeah, your “floor!”

I think I was on my hands and knees at that time.