Excuse me, cephalopods are intelligent and fascinating. Maybe these guys are more along the lines of annelids. 

And it seems like they're all working with some *very* soft tissue.

Ha! I got such a kick out of that Mom Jeans sketch back in the day.

Cripes. He is absolutely insufferable. I wish nothing but ill on this fat sack of human garbage. 

It seems your prediction was right, Jason! And I am so glad for it.

Yes! I mostly just want to try playing Jet Force Gemini again.

Qbby/Qucy from BoxBoy! :)

Not entirely sure yet what will draw me in this weekend. I’ll definitely play some more BOXBOY! + BOXGIRL! and Undertale, as well some more Overwatch with muh frands. Otherwise, I really should get started on finishing up the endgame stuff in Octopath Traveler. Maybe dive back into Zelda: BotW.

Brilliant.

“And the breath stoped." 

Haven’t seen you post one of these cartoons in a long while. They’re so grotesque, I’m fascinated. I also appreciate the updates. 

Yeah, I got nervous for a little bit there, too!

Wow, has it really been 10 years!? Congratulations, Stephen! I think you’ve done great work here. It’s always been reassuring knowing that you’re in charge, and I look forward to what’s ahead for Kotaku.

Wow, I did not know this about Rousey. That’s fucked up.

I appreciate the review, Stephen! I’ve been in love with the series ever since your review of the first game inspired me to give it a try. There was no question that I was going to pre-order this installment on Switch, but it’s helpful to know that they’ve apparently slowed things down a bit before I dive in. Now I…

I’m probably going to keep playing more of my New Game+ in Sekiro, because I love that game so much. It is just so satisfying, and I like the world design a whole lot. I really should be picking up Breath of the Wild again or working on the endgame stuff in Octopath, though... I’m likely to play a bit of the Overwatch…

Ugh. I'd really rather he didn't. 

Nor the pears! 

She did her level best? Nothing about that horrid clan is on the level.

I’m glad I can count on you for the Grumps references.