“wish I could say that.”

I started watching the video, but then realized I passed away so I stopped.

Cordarrelle, and all Patriots for that matter, remember that in Orchids of Asia, that shit ain’t free.

I’d give you a star, but at the time I posted this you had 69, which is perfect.

The analogy in the letters above to France was spot on.

If he is such a great marketer, why the fuck doesn’t he fix that ridiculous team name?

I think this is where the true collusion is. Even if San Diego wanted to be generous and pay their own they can’t. Same with Pittsburgh and, we will see, Dallas. The owners, as a bloc, are playing hardball with refusing to negotiate with running backs on rookie deals. They are taking same hard line with the classificat…

Seriously great idea. These dipshits think they are great businessmen that wisely steered their way to tremendous revenue growth while they enjoy the benefit controlled costs in the collective bargaining agreement that is egregiously unfair to the worker. Fucking fantasy football is the real driver of fan interest,…

When do the Redskins draft this guy?

As I just posted in the Miami Dolphins article the Patriots keep getting richer.   Seriously, WTF is wrong with the teams in this division.

And the only team to really benefit from all of this is the Patriots who won’t even have to show up in 2 of their games this year to get a win

Bring back the Ain’ts!

Just watched it thanks to the posts in the thread... Dave is still a genius. The R Kelly Sex tape transcript shit was awesome.   

11 Deadspin staffers against the 49ers defense on 3rd and long.   Guaranteed first down

Rusty Hardin - Great porn name

My lower intestines are relieved

I have heard this argument that the Dee Ford penalty is one that normally an official will give a warning instead of calling it the first time it happens. I just don’t think that type of courtesy would apply in this situation when, as aptly noted above, you could see he was offsides from space.

He is going to hate the lines at Costco

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He got DICKED by A Sack with a Ball