“Overly describing the appeal of women’s breasts in an attempt to seem straight.”

“I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window.”

“You know I’m still getting over the tragic loss of my wife. She was such a strong, female woman with nice heavy breasts.”

“One night when I was philandering,…

“Pretty much any single moment of his rivalry with Madeline Wunch.”

All right, favorite Captain Holt moments.

What a fucking talent. This man could do anything. Huge, huge, huge loss.

Braugher’s Frank Pembleton was one of the greatest characters in the history of television police shows (in one of the most important shows ever). My recollection is that Andre Braugher himself requested the story-line of Frank’s stroke and recovery because he thought he would get bored playing the ultra-cool and…

What a terrible loss at such a young age. Is there anything this actor couldn’t do? Deadpan humor of B99, pathos in Men of a Certain Age, heroic Henry V Shakespeare in the park. Pembleton! The lights are dimmed tonight in Hollywood. 

It started with Chadwick Boseman, then Michael K Williams, Lance Reddick and now Andre Braugher, these were legit my favorite actors, this is crazy.

Wow, that sucks. I loved him in everything I saw him in, but he’ll always be Pembleton to me. In a show filled with incredible performances he still stood out and even elevated those around him. Pembleton in the box was truly something to behold.

I remember Daphne’s big thing was her premonitions and weird spiritual beliefs, which was a nice contrast to the more practical Niles. I’d imagine their kid would say the most ridiculous things, but with a straight face.

What this article utterly misses is the true function of dinner rolls. To make tiny left over sandwiches from the turkey, roast beef, ham, etc remains.

When you’re 39 years old and don’t know how to control your impulses, something is wrong.

So, isn’t this just basically a quesadilla?

Yes, we’ve had a bunch of local donut chain competitors pop up in recent years (including the way overhyped Voodoo Donuts), and I’ve tried them all, and Krispy Kreme are still the best (and the right size and aren’t giant and overloaded with frosting and toppings).

No, but a Krispy Kreme made well, is very much its own delicacy. It doesn’t compare with a local, real pâtisserie, but it isn’t meant to do so.

I was not happy when I first read the title, but learning in the end that SHE has to find some place that will hire her or she goes to jail anyways is the cherry on top. It seems like this was more of a joke on the judge’s side to punish her further. Not only will she be denied employment repeatedly, at the end of…

Who puts Weird Al on ANY worst-of list?

Since half the list seems to be oddball and obscure rather than bad:

No “Wonderful Christmastime”? This list is trash.

Subway has been in the news for being a terrible Franchise to own for over 20 years, I’m not sympathetic to the owners. Do they still overlap them so much subways compete more with each other than anything?

I member waaay back in the day, you used to get stamps after every meal that you could redeem for free sandwiches. I was dating a person that worked at one and she pocketed a couple rolls of those stamps. Me and my roommate, we didnt pay for a subway for well over a year.