I get the vibe that they are on the horrible path of overexpansion + over-complicating the menu. We are 6 months away from “Breakfast Crumbles” and “Savory Crumbles” and “acai Crumble bowls”.  

Cue conservative rage over replacing a harmless cartoon white chef with a woke pink logo...

Just a reminder that Eddie fucking Van Halen did the solo on that, and banged it out in twenty minutes - for free. And nobody knows what time signature it’s in.

They combine and you start gushing gradeschool volcano foam from every orifice

Does the lemon water magic combine or cancel out the alkali water magic?

You’ll never believe this 19th century British sailor hack!

They better make some big improvements in quality if they buy Subway. I live in GA and go to Publix for a sub 10 times as good with quality meets for less money. 

He got us, folks. The resident incel has trapped us in his web of logic. 

I’d switch Jimmy Johns and Firehouse, and I haven’t even seen a Quiznos in about five years.

Well, I’d always felt that Subway and Jimmy’s Johns were running on about the same level of low grade mediocrity. I honestly couldn’t tell the difference when I’ve been given one or the other at various functions without seeing the paper it was sold on.

oh my god I was thining about that the other day. Ryan’s dyspraxia was a thing for like, two episodes and then he was just “fine.” There was no point in having it part of his character because it didn’t matter.

Doctor Who gender or race-related blowback is really the pinnacle of idiocy. The character is an alien with two hearts who travels through time and space in a 60s-era British police phone box that’s bigger on the inside, and who literally regenerates periodically into somebody who looks entirely different. And this…

I had many, many, many issues with the Chibnall era, but Jodie Whittaker wasn’t one of them. Do I wish that the first female Doctor had had something resembling a consistent personality? Sure, but that wasn’t Whittaker’s fault.

Was kind of rolling my eyes at the title of this article but once shrinking it down to avoid the slideshow it’s pretty spot-on.

Their production is next level

Cutaway where even the Klan finds Meg physically repulsive and makes her double-cloak.

*flashback that for some reason involves the Klan*

I get the sass, but I’m pretty sure Masked Singer is one of Fox’s highest rated shows so it seems like they are likely trying to use that to feed into Family Guy and hoping that will all help Animal Control.

Oh man, this is just like that one time they switched Family Guy’s time slot.

I miss her, she was great. Also her English was easier to understand than the other two blokes.