I honestly never understood how he got famous. He’s always been an unfunny jackass, now he is an unfunny jackass that is always lecturing people.

The cast of That 70s Show have also weighed in to remark that Russell Brand is often not as late as you might expect him to be.

It was the style at the time.  Also, in those days they called 5 drachma pieces “bees”!

“Elon Musk also weighed in, posting “I support Russell Brand. That man is not evil.””

Fuck, that’s the harshest roast yet.

“Tyrannis (who sports an olive clasp on his tunic)” has got to be one of the more/most puzzlingly-included character details I’ve seen grace a review. I actually command-f’ed “olive” because I thought there was some olive significance I was missing.

I basically came here just to say fuck him for basically creating the sexist foundation of the rock vs pop debate because he was a John Lennon fanboy that wanted to separate the music he liked from what women liked.

There is so, so much to unpack here regarding Wenner and how The Masters ended up the way that it is. At it’s core, it’s not complicated: His entire career is/was guided by biases that he refuses to recognize and combat. Thus, a rock retrospective that looks very little like the actual history of rock and roll, but…

ugh, maher is probably going to double down because he’s such a rebel.

A lot of people on social media have refused to accept this win and insist on continuing to attack her, and guys, really just stop. What incentive is anyone ever going to have to reverse course from a bad decision like this again if it doesn’t change anything about their reputation? Let’s just focus on how Bill Maher…

It’s always the person you could suspect.

It’s always the person you least suspect. Here, Brand is the person you most suspect, which makes you think you shouldn’t suspect him, which makes him the person you least suspect.

I saw on twitter a few months ago that he was on the Tucker Carlson web show. Even by giving that guy the time of day, I was thinking, “Okay we’re about to find out a lot about him I guess.”

The first time I read it, I read it as "picture of a man with 14 penises in his mouth". And I though huh, that's actually pretty impressive logistically.

“Ok, the 13 pictures of a man with several penises in his mouth did not generate the desired response.  But what if. . .”

He expressed a desire to sleep with her and sent her a picture of a man with several penises in his mouth, 14 times.

“With the money I make from these ads, I’m going to buy so many planes to crash.”

Being in my late 20s, I felt like I was a little too old to connect with the ennui of Scarlett’s character when the movie came out, but now, married with kids, I feel a lot closer to the midlife crisis of Bill Murray’s character. Got a very different feeling watching this for the first time in maybe 15 years. Maybe…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s *really* hasn’t aged well. Also, Tiffany’s is a jewelry store, not a restaurant. I learned that one the hard way.

I've been told that if you actually know Japanese well enough to understand what literally gets lost in translation, it gets even funnier.