My guess is distended stomachs.

Why is it a ‘spectacular’ loss if he loses wing contests regularly, including fine in a row at this one?

Why not all of the above? A person who suffers from food insecurity, maybe a villager in a remote location in Africa, wouldn’t give two shits about worker rights or school shootings because it wouldn’t even be on their radar. But finding their next meal certainly would be, and displays of gluttony like this would…

You left out some of the classics.

Seems like the only way to judge chicken wings would be to weigh the wings before and after to see how much was actually eaten.

Seeing the word Chocolatey in a product name or description is a total red flag for me.

Major League Eating

It just blows my mind. He’s been found guilty! Of multiple rapes! I could understand how it could mess you up psychologically to find out the friend you never thought would do such a thing had in fact done such a thing, but maybe now is not the time to bring up his punctuality?

So much cheaper in the long run to just buy an inexpensive but quality giant bottle of Kirkland olive oil and a pack of 6 dollar squeeze bottles off Amazon, so now my oils and my syrup and anytime I make mayo or ketchup or bbq sauce or whatever go right in them

OT5? Damn that’s a long hockey game.

In the United States we do not tolerate rape from TV actors. You have to be a sports star, an A list actor, a billionaire, or a politician. Then we are cool with rape.  

Imagine your Achilles’ heel of professional eating is only eating TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY chicken wings.

I can think of another eating contest he’d lose every time. If the meal is shit, Lindsey Graham would CRUSH him.

The best pop tarts flavor is the Cinnamon roll pop tart (yes it looks like someone came on a poptart but it’s delicious.): https://www.walmart.com/ip/Pop-Tarts-Cinnamon-Roll-Drizzle-Breakfast-Toaster-Pastries-27-oz-16-Count/227264564

I recognize almost all those Pop Tarts, but none of the unfrosted ones. I mean that in the same way China doesn’t recognize Taiwan or Nelson didn’t recognize Bart’s right to exist prior to agreeing to article 5 of the Armistice.

The twist is they arrested a white guy instead of the usual shooting a black man 

I don't think so, Tim

Guess he shouldn’t have tried it in a small town...

He’s not the Home Improvement guy?

Oh my god! Where is she going to live now?