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Thank you, thank you, thank you, for letting me know I'm not the only one who noticed that. The name drove me crazy for an hour - I thought it was some obscure DC character until I had the aha moment and looked like a lunatic when I randomly cracked up.

"Rabbi Jacob" is great! It's a French farce based on the old saw of a racist getting stuck hiding out as the other, in this case a Rabbi.

And Cool Runnings is Rasta Rocket!

Not sure which part is better: Making the emo dance from Spiderman 3 look almost cool or learning that Cool Runnings is called Rasta Rocket in France.

I always felt the various instrumentals on Telephone Free Landslide Victory by Camper Van Beethoven were all the same song just done in different styles based on the title's country (Ska, Russian, etc.).

Let's discuss off line. I have to try to get us an agent.

So Brosnan gets paid to hang around Salma Hayek,who's dressed in a bikini on a beach and later is naked (we may be blocked by a pillow but at some point the pillow had to come down even if it didn't make the final cut), and you think he needs a new agent?

Nah, I never really thought so either. To be honest, it was kind of a joke for years with me and a bunch of my friends. We'd joke about someone reminding us of Janis (meaning the Muppet) and there would always be someone around who'd agree, only they meant Joplin.

Who, Janis?

I like to fuck with people when they ask me this and answer "Lincoln."

Naw, I'm holding back on the Xander stuff. I don't want to give him a complex.

just getting through season three of Buffy with my son. Can't wait til he finds out why I keep calling him a "wee little puppet man."

I saw Cranston do this on Braodway and he was great! And for those of you concerned, it opens with a scene of LBJ with his tailor (instead of on the phone) so you get all the nutty goodness.

Damn I love Ball-Hog or Tugboat?! The second best thing on it is Kathleen Hanna's answering machine message explaining why she won't appear on it.

There are a few albums my wife says I'll have to explain when my kids go through the stacks. Primitive Enema is one of them.

It honestly cracks me up that so many women don't realize they are taking grooming hints from porn. Cause really, how else does something like bare labia get publicized?

Rule 34 in action:

So a bunch of years back at something I was at I had the horrible realization upon hearing "Since U Been Gone" that I liked Kelly Clarkson. Now I have to freakin' admit that I may have to have some respect for Miley Cyrus?!?!?!? What the hell has become of this 48 year old man?

Except even when held hostage with a knife at his throat, Fitz can throw out the perfect quip ("Yeah, I'm delightful") and notice that Mike is arming himself up.