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How else are they gonna build this city?

Jokes on them. It's my sister's urine. And she's pregnant.

Yup, though the stutter step she made when Watt came in really sold it. It was actually a solid, yet subtle, joke that worked.

Damn, this is even better than the comments from the Pro-Piz article on Pajiba!

Thanks, I just went through the same explanation with my son who was wondering why the Rogues weren't around last week. No Cisco, no weapons, no casino robbery.

The damn wig!

Glad to see someone else knows who would be Superman's bestest friend.

That combined with how much tape he used made it a great gag.

Thank you so much or asking that!

The best part of this whole thing was discovering that after News Corporation split, Fox News is part of 21st Century Fox, the media & entertainment division, rather than News Corp., which holds all the actual news divisions. (Yes this is a bit simplistic description but it's still pretty funny).

Stop, stop, you're making me cry!

It was very hard to admonish my son for exclaiming, "March 17! What the sh!t!" when I was actually saying much worse

C'mon, no mention of the Winston slap! Of course he had that in his magical backpack.

Elisha Cuthbert FTW!

Really surprised there isn't a shout out for, "Hey, hey, we're the Monks!"

Is that Casey's brother?

This was part of Bangs' generally positive review of MMM. Guess those two have more in common than they'd admit.

One thing I've learned is to take any story Waits tells with several large grains of salt. Oh, I can't wait to hear them & I'll listen raptly, but gospel, they ain't.

Good call there. I love Pynchon but really you need to start with V if you want to actually get what he's getting at. And don't get me started with Mason & Dixon.

Kinda sounds like Lester Bangs calling Metal Machine Music unlistenable noise and declaring that it isn't a value judgement, just the most apt description.