So this is why I have free Epix this weekend.

Damn fine cup of coffee.

I have a feeling that Dale will finally awaken in Dougie in the last five minutes of the final episode, like Ross finally getting back together with Rachel. He's the will they or won't they, except it's just him.

I once dreamed that Bobby Sherman and Darth Vader rang my doorbell to sell me insurance. Bobby was at the door looking cheerful while Darth hung back in the driveway, cloak rippling, so as not to scare me off.

What the hell was Starbuck? Signed, Still Confused

Corn nuts!

Our love is god. Let's go get a slushie.

You know what I want? Cool guys like you out of my life.

Life can really suck.

I used to work with someone who said she could never come out to her family. I asked her how long she and her gf had lived together - about 15 years. I asked if she takes gf home for the major holidays - yes. Had she ever presented a boyfriend - no. Does anyone ask when you will be bringing a boyfriend - no. So I…

Glad I'm not the only one thinking of Begotten.

Frieda should be in a Wes Anderson movie.

So many great ones to choose from. Here's a set of four one- hit bands that were really just one great session singer - Tony Burrows.

They have several lesser hits, my favorite being I Just Can't Stop Dancing. "Lemme put this hamburger down. I don't want no malt, I want to dance."

I realize I may be starting something big, but I still have questions about Starbuck.

Sorry, that would be "Same Auld Lang Syne" by Dan Fogelberg. Don't believe me? Try to listen to it.

Hard to define, but let me give it a try. To me a lot of the jokes in Blazing Saddle were broader and lasted longer than they should have.

Considering how much time I've spent wishing for it since I read The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe as a child, it damn well better be Mr. Tumnus taking me to Narnia.

At least we were spared the Damon Wayons defense that these women were unrape-able.

So far I haven't liked any Paul Feig film and thought Ghostbusters was particularly awful.