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CrabbyTheCrabHat
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So, I did the super cliche thing on the Day of Visibility and came out as trans today to my friends and family who did not already know (all but about 6 people). It honestly went great. Tons of support, including from some family members I had feared might not be on board, no warnings that my soul would be condemned

Know one way I know that being a pedophile isn’t the same as being gay? Because if Roy Moore was gay, Republicans wouldn’t vote for him.

But her angel hair!

This have a real “Step 1" feel to it to anyone else? Jesus, I’ll just sit over here and get ready for my compulsory train ride....

You’re dead on about the last part. Every time I see someone bemoan a lack of harsher parenting (I don’t mean spanking, I mean talking in a not-cheery voice) or parents not letting “kids be kids” by running through the neighborhood unsupervised like we used to, I want to scream. Blame the people who consider a raised

The thing to remember is that, for a lot of kids (even without behavioral issues), being out in these situations is how they learn to behave appropriately in them. I used to get super upset at parents who brought their tantruming children to stores, until someone asked me how I expected a kid to learn how to properly

Uninvited. The first time I played it, it didn’t creep me out, but that night I had crazy vivid nightmares about it (mainly the ‘Southern Belle’ at the beginning that rips your face off if you try to walk past her). From that point on, any time I played it, I’d be on edge enough to jump a mile at any unexpected sound

Everyone remembers when Rosa Parks bravely fought for her right to take a dump on the bus.

“That must be so disappointing for you.” -Trans individuals and non-white people.

This is like that episode of The Office where Michael thinks he can declare bankruptcy by yelling “I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!” to a group of people.

Can we just pause and consider how fucked up it is that our civil rights are now taken away via Tweet?

The problem isn’t so much that it is extra work, it’s that, especially early in the day, it can take most of the cash on hand, leaving nothing to make change with. And breaking a 20 isn’t bad, but the jackass who tries to pay for a pack of gum with a hundred is.

“You’re dumb and just jealous that you can’t be my friend and also your face is ugly!” -An Adult Man

Can I just say how much I love that one of the stories on the cover of Trump’s fake Time Magazine is about the dangers of global warming? Even your own fake magazine is against you!

You seem to have an odd idea of what a safe word is. It is used as an alternative for “stop” so as to not break the roleplay or to differentiate between “in character” stop and “No, for real, stop.” Safewords also don’t have to be used for stop, they can be used for, “slow down, I don’t want to stop, I just need a

How is it not? By your own definition, enthusiastic consent is constantly checking in to see if your partner is still consenting. You can absolutely do that and this. Unless you think you both have to be verbally asking and responding, “DO YOU CONSENT TO THIS?/YES I DO!” literally on a loop during sex without taking a

Then you absolutely shouldn’t do it or feel pressured to do it. But I don’t see how that equates the act itself being anti-consent. Like people have said, you discuss beforehand, you pause, you check in, you set safe words and actions (if you are unable to speak, a ‘tap out’ signal, snapping, or even just a head

He honestly comes off as angry at her for losing, what with all of the “she lost what should have been an easy victory” lines he peppers throughout his rants. It seems like he had this perfect plan in place to launch a media empire off the back of an unsuccessful presidential campaign, and she fucked it all up by

Like he just got done telling two twelve year olds that if they can’t come up with a million dollars by sundown, it’s curtains for their dog amusement park.