In case anyone needs something ridiculously cute tonight.

Ditch the bow belt, and then we can talk.

Cocoon 3?

Libertarians are consistent clowns, but clowns none-the-less.

Chocolate will always love your tummy, even if a man will not.

Not only should no one use this as a primer, no one should be proud of doing any of this shit.

@Seriously. Yes. Seriously.: They appeal to frontier mythology.

You CAN still heart people in the mirror site, ca. jezebel. com (obviously sans spaces), where the old format still dwells.

You definitely don't want a shoe that is too big, but anything that creates friction between your tights and the footbed of the shoe helps to keep your foot from sliding, especially on your ball and heel. This can be anything from moleskin to duct tape to Foot Petals. What works depends on the shoes, especially the…

Yay! Sammy love! They are such beautiful and amazing dogs. I had two, who were litter-mates, when I was a kid. I have had several other dogs since, but those two were very special pups.

You know, a museum that includes a "zonkey" and a "zorse" in its official petting zoo has no business excluding visitors whose sexual relations it deems to be unnatural.

Self-aware enough to not want a Grammy nod, not self-aware enough to stop wearing "Native American chic" feathers.

I have done it. I would do it again.

Anything (even if it is a drug marketed by Big Pharma and the creation of new disease) that acknowledges that, when it comes to sex, women are something more than nerveless fleshy vessels into which men can stick their dicks and get off is a good thing. FSD is a step forward in the medical establishment acknowledging…

Samoyeds are my favorite sled dogs.

@agsine: I just have to note that America in 1953 included "black, white, Spanish-speaking, south Asian, east Asian, Middle Eastern, Christian, Jewish, Muslim, not religious, recent immigrants, fifth-generation citizens, men, women, straight, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, and many other varieties of human."…

You know what makes me feel my best? Not having plastic/metal/other stiff things poking me in weird places. Not having straps digging into my shoulders. Not having to pick out monster wedgies. Not having a weird boob itch from hair caught in lace. Not having panties ride up - or down - when I walk. Not having red…

Every school is different. Greek life has costs and benefits generally, and costs and benefits that are specific to individual institutions. I think sororities are great for women at hidebound universities like Harvard that don't have much to offer in terms of women-only spaces. Sororities at Harvard offer a social…

Leather and fur are easy flashpoints for ethics in fashion because what you have consumed - an animal's hide - is so immediate to the product. When you wear PVC or faux fur or some other synthetic, you don't see the petrochemicals and the pollution. When you wear fur or leather, the animal it came from is fairly easy…

Curt Cole, I think you and I may have very different ideas about how amusing a turd in a bell jar is.