You ok bud?

It’s not the eventual extra steps I’m most pissed about.

Poor fucker probably missed a 43-yard field goal in practice.

The Jumpman logo’s inclusion on football apparel makes it look as if it was designed by someone who uses the word “sportsball”.

SHOW US THE IQ CERTIFICAT!!!!!1!!

Lakers bad news gives me a stress reaction.... in my pants!

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

Relax man. It’s not Hulk Hogan.

I know you guys hate this shit as much as we do, but can you please tell your bosses to go fuck themselves for the ridiculous amount of ads all over the place?

Nobody cares about your Fantasy team, Gabe.

Imagine living a life of frustration and anger because people of different races happen to exist. The gall of those people to not control their skin color prior to leaving the womb.

I wonder what has changed in America where someone feels so comfortable yelling this shit in public. So weird.

I know lying is like breathing for Pence and his orange overlord, but why bother concocting an easily disprovable lie about a race horse, of all things?

“IT, for constantly unlocking my computer”

Hey man, when we can’t dunk on Cricket stans, the imperialists have won.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

Pivoting hard... to word salad?

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

Having a slow Saturday, Spanfeller?