I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

I think you’ve described the AFC South pretty damn accurately.

Congratulations, I just vomited a little!

Y’all should bring back Foodspin just to do a Kevin Durant crab dip, which is a mixture of his crab meat leg and his cheese butt. 

Someone call?

Herb alert:
I always wanted the Warriors to win but I super hope they win like this. Every championship they have is hindered by some dipshit being like, “Well if only Chris Paul/Kawhi Leonard/Kyrie Irving/Etc. were healthy...” Which is fucking dumb but whatever. I’m sure if the Warriors win this series with nothing…

Just means Steph’s gotta be more shellfish and take 30 shots.

loved the grind. warriors lose people, they keep coming. game gets rough. they keep coming. respect. 

He is a terrifying person

Ahem...

“ . . . and we are definitely not interested in offering him a max contract, nor would we wish to subject him to the intense sunshine and burdensome marketing opportunities of Los Angeles, to say nothing of all the awkwardly top-heavy women who are eager to give him a sexually transmitted infection as the result of…

Yeah the coverage has been questionable, they make it seem like the Raptors had a run of embarrassing playoff flops and now are good as hell this year.

That’sa Canadian average, which is only like 25% in the USA. 

LOL who gives a fuck

Have sex.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

To be fair, if the only time you ever hear the price of a beverage is at a major professional sports event, $20 for a gallon of milk is about right.

Pop must be crying that he lost this guy. I'm ready to say kawhi is better than Kobe. I'm rooting for the raptors 

People think running a hotel or bar in a busy tourist area is easy money, but most of them don’t realize that you’re chipping off 10% to the weather guy right from the start.