I’m certainly not living that life so this is speculation but honestly, it’s $30 million for a guy who doesn’t seem to be a big money kinda guy. He seems remarkably well adjusted for a person of his talents and in the grand scheme of his life I think he likely appreciates that money isn’t going to make a difference. I…

How the fuck if you are the Warriores PR guy you let Klay walk into that. Like shit man, what a way to learn you missed out on 30mil by having a reporter tell you with a bunch of cameras and other people staring at you and your reaction.

My first wife left me seven years ago tomorrow. A month later she started posting pictures of her and her new [really old] boyfriend on the beach in Miami. She knew I would see it and I did. Consider this exactly like that. Goodbye.

Not when the vortex to hell opens in the river, duh.

So...Raptors in 6?

I’m the exact opposite. I LOVE movie theaters. I pee every 4-5 minutes, except in movies. I sat through Endgame, AS I drank a 55 gallon coke. the joy of just being in a dark room, in a comfy chair is bliss.
On the flip side, I cannot wait for a flight to be over. The minute we take off, I’m 100% certain the pilot is…

OUCH!!!!!

Chris, you elitist East Coast media fuckboy.

If I recall, Westbrook did a pretty good job all by himself of neutralizing Kevin Durant.

Please make Lavar Ball President of Operations . . . please make Lavar Ball President of Operations . . . please make Lavar Ball President of Operations.

Very divisive Barry.

You have no idea what you’re talking about, Barry!

The guy has not even started playing for the Knicks yet, let’s hold off on any and all “worst nightmare” talk.

They’re just flying rats.

Somewhere in this combination of running, throwing, animal cruelty and dirty birds is a Michael Vick joke that I’m not nearly funny enough to make.

Yes, but show me the law that specifically says you can’t throw live animals at strangers.

They're just pigeons. 

Guys, I've found the pigeon.

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach 

Any discipline they may have received has been kept under wraps, although the investigating officer recommended “non-punitive letters of instruction.”