Once again: Jim Spanfeller is a herb. If G/O Media corporate could, they’d fire all the writers and have AI churn out shit like this all day.

I really hope Volcano High is good, both because I’m looking forward to it and because it’d be hilarious if those 4chan shitstains got shown up by the game they ripped off.

It’s kinda stupid, but I kinda love it. From the screenshots, it looks like it could easily be interpreted as just a Wipeout-y obstacle course instead of overtly being a Fall Guys crossover.

To be fair, that’s been the Twitter signup page for a while. It just looks way shittier with the big ol’ X logo on it.

I’m not gonna lie, I just don’t like her because she’s ugly (at least by our human beauty standards) lmao

I don’t care too much about story, but I do care about the tone and design of the game. Forza Horizon’s got that party atmosphere where I’m a celebrity driver who can buy basically any car (and kit it out!) for next to nothing and winning or losing is a “haha, nice race, see ya around” thing. Need for Speed really…

Once again, Disco Elysium said it best: Capital has the ability to subsume all critiques into itself.

Aaaaand there’s already a DMCA notice on it. It hasn’t been taken down yet, but I guess Lego’s lawyers heard about this and hit the big red DMCA button.

Yeeeeah, I’m not gonna lie, something about this article just seems... off. I’ll admit I’m not familiar with how an article is looked over/edited, but maybe Ashley or an editor is just having an off day?

Wow, that’s a really clickbaity title. Great job to whoever thought of it.

Either Netflix is so oblivious that they’ve accidentally fallen into self-parody, or they’re playing some advanced mind games here. And we’re talking advanced mind games, higher than 4D chess or 5D checkers or 6D backgammon, this is like 7D Uno.

I’ve been forced to re-open the two niche meme subreddits I’ve created, but I honestly don’t think I’ll be doing much moderating once the API changes hit. Partially as a fuck-you to Reddit, partially because I’ve noticed that my life’s better without scrolling Reddit constantly.

Elon is a little piss baby. Good to know that I made the right call by leaving Twitter permanently when this whole shitshow started, I knew it’d quickly become a hostile platform for us queer people.

Fuck that, fuck you, fuck off. It’s no more a slur than calling someone straight, although you’re probably offended by that too.

I thought Lifehacker getting bought out meant they could stop doing crappy ads. Apparently not.

Will this finally get streamers to leave the hellhole that is Twitch? Even Youtube is better.

The question is, how? Even if everyone who uses a third-party Reddit app quits Reddit, there’s no net loss for Reddit. Us users are powerless.

Step 2 (possibly the edge of step 3) of enshittification, folks. I’m telling ya, they’re forcing everyone onto the official app so that they can easily cannibalize their userbase for money when the time comes. They don’t care about losing users, since people who are using third-party apps aren’t making em money…

Fuck off, bootlicker. I’d call ya a cunt, but you have neither the depth nor the warmth.

This is just depressing to hear, and it’s exactly DeSantis and the GOP’s goal. Write vaguely defined laws that are so arbitrary that you could make the case for anything falling under them, wait for people to censor themselves, and go after anyone who doesn’t. We saw it with the Don’t Say Gay law, and we’re seeing it…